Florida Dingus Arrested With 34 Open White Claws in Car

Troopers say a Pasco County driver was going over 90 mph on I-75 with 34 open cans of White Claw in his Honda Civic.

A Florida dingus is facing a DUI charge after authorities say he was caught speeding on Interstate 75 with dozens of open White Claw cans inside his car.

According to Florida Highway Patrol, Conor Parady, 33, of San Antonio, Florida, was pulled over Friday night after allegedly driving more than 90 miles per hour on I-75 in Pasco County.

During the traffic stop, a state trooper reported that Parady appeared to be heavily intoxicated.

Authorities say the trooper also found 34 open cans of White Claw inside Parady’s Honda Civic.

Police say Parady’s blood alcohol content was 0.177, which is more than twice the legal limit.

He was arrested for DUI and taken to the Pasco County Jail.

So yes — 34 open hard seltzers, a Honda Civic, and 90-plus miles per hour.

That is not a traffic stop.

That is a rolling recycling bin with legal consequences.

Apparently there ARE laws when drinking the claws. Don’t be a dingus.