Crime
A Maryland man is facing burglary charges after police say he broke into a Verizon store—only to discover that someone had stolen his own vehicle while he was allegedly committing the crime. According to the Howard County Police Department, officers were first dispatched Thursday morning to investigate a report of a stolen vehicle along Baltimore […]
A pair of Kentucky dinguses may have learned that labeling something the exact opposite of what it contains is not an effective strategy. Reverse psychology might work on your children, but it won’t work with the cops. According to the Laurel County Sheriff’s Office, a detective recently spotted a suspicious vehicle parked in an employee-only […]
A road rage incident in Northern California took an unusual turn when one dingus driver allegedly used a ukulele as a weapon during a roadside confrontation. According to police, the incident began when a driver noticed another vehicle following closely behind and repeatedly honking. At some point, both drivers pulled over and got out of […]
A Florida dingus is facing a DUI charge after authorities say he was caught speeding on Interstate 75 with dozens of open White Claw cans inside his car. According to Florida Highway Patrol, Conor Parady, 33, of San Antonio, Florida, was pulled over Friday night after allegedly driving more than 90 miles per hour on […]
A bizarre case in Japan led police to launch a criminal investigation after what appeared to be a dumped body in the woods turned out to be something entirely different. According to reports, a couple walking their dog in a wooded area discovered what looked like a human corpse wrapped in a sleeping bag. The […]
A dispute over a drink order at a Florida Taco Bell escalated into gunfire after an employee allegedly opened fire on customers during an argument. According to authorities, the incident happened around lunchtime on Monday, April 27, at a Taco Bell on 45th Street in West Palm Beach. Investigators say customers asked employee D’Mari Patterson, […]
GRAPEVINE, TX – A former Chick-fil-A dingus in Texas is facing multiple charges after police say he used mac and cheese orders to steal more than $80,000. According to Grapevine police, 23-year-old Keyshun Jones is accused of ringing up approximately 800 orders of mac and cheese and refunding the money to his personal credit cards. […]
What started as a viral trend is now drawing law enforcement attention in Los Angeles. Groups of dinguses have been entering Scientology properties in Hollywood, filming themselves sprinting through hallways and dodging security as part of a social media stunt they call “speed running.” Look, I think Scientology is goofy, too – but that’s their […]
A Florida dingus is facing a DUI charge after authorities say she was found asleep behind the wheel of a Tesla stopped in the middle of Interstate 75. According to state police, Kimberly Brown, 37, was found around 2 a.m. on Friday, April 24, on I-75 in Sarasota, Florida. Authorities say Brown was intoxicated at […]
A man in Singapore is heading to jail after attempting to pull off a luxury watch scam that failed for a reason few would expect. Authorities say Deepak Singh, 24, believed he had a fake Rolex and tried to use it to cheat a high-end watch retailer out of more valuable timepieces. According to court […]
Former employee steals gas, causes $25K fire, and gets caught with burns on his face
Three Southern California dinguses have been sentenced after prosecutors say they pulled off one of the strangest insurance fraud schemes imaginable: faking bear attacks on luxury vehicles. According to officials, the scheme centered on an insurance claim involving a 2010 Rolls-Royce Ghost. The suspects told their insurance company that a bear had gotten inside the […]